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Anonymous asked: Can I fall in love with you instead?

Feb 29th

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randomurls: See the Sun (Alternate Version) -...

Feb 29th

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I suggest you watch: Lost 30 Rock Breaking Bad Flight of the Conchords and fall in love with them.

Feb 29th

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Feb 28th

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“Unless it is mad, passionate, extraordinary love, it’s a waste of time. There...”

– (via brighteyescityskies)

Feb 27th

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Feb 27th

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Feb 24th

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“The world is not a wish-granting factory”

– Augustus Waters

Feb 19th

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stateless1972: “I like drinking coffee alone and reading alone. I like riding the bus alone and walking home alone. It gives me time to think and set my mind free. I like eating alone and listening to music alone. But when I see a mother with her child, a girl with her lover, or a friend laughing with their best friend, I realize that even though I like being alone, I don’t fancy being lonely....

Feb 19th

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joshishollywood: Xavier breath and stop complaining. Have I ever told you about my friend Xavier? Strange story, his. Yes, okay I’ve told you. I’m sorry, it just helps me. Xavier who? Xavier was a client of mine when I was working at the firm. Xavier. Very unique case. Knock knock. This is a Memento joke.

Feb 19th

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“Her hair is soft, straight, the color of walnuts and alive, slowly interacting...”

– How To Say, “I Love You,” Brandon Scott Gorrell on Thought Catalog (via thoughtcatalog)

Feb 18th

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Feb 17th

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joshishollywood: Tonight I decided that from now on when I meet people for the first time and they say “It’s nice to meet you” I am going to reply “Yes. Yes it is”

Feb 17th

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Feb 14th

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Feb 14th

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Feb 14th

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Feb 14th

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Feb 13th

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Feb 13th

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Feb 10th

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Feb 10th

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Feb 9th

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Feb 6th

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Feb 6th

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Feb 6th

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Feb 5th

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Jan 30th

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Jan 30th

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Jan 27th

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Jan 27th

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Jan 26th

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I Am So Handsome « Thought Catalog →

” If you aren’t attractive, you’ve always suspected there was a party you weren’t invited to, a job you didn’t get, a deep spiritual contentment you’ve never experienced — and let me be the one to tell you: you’re absolutely right. Your version of happy is my version of okay.” -Brad Pike

Jan 26th

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“Yeah, well, honestly, I’m having trouble remembering what she looks like....”

– Ted from How I Met Your Mother (S1 E18)

Jan 26th

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Random Girl in Class: So, like, do I have to be a slut to get him?
Other Random Girl: Well, not really. But yeah.
Other Random Girl: Just the usual though.
Random Girl in Class: Okay, as long as we get through it fast that's fine. He better be good.
Other Random Girl: Oh he is. He's my ex. He kinda has a temper, so watch that. Just be mean to him though and he'll stop.
Random Girl in Class: Right. Okay, good.
Random Girl in Class: Hey Sam, who are you fucking?
Me: 
Random Girl in Class: 
Other Random Girl: 
Me: whatthefuckiswrongwiththisworldyouantivirginityteenagegirls
Random Girl in Class: Okay